Top 5 reasons

inspired by my friend's post..

Top 5 reasons why you should not invite me to go clubbing..

1) i can't dance worth anything..
2) i'm not interested in picking up girls either..
3) i've already got a packed social calendar..
4) i do not need to dance to let go..
5) i'm quite careful with spending money..

Top 5 reasons why girls should not date me..

1) i'm not blessed with wealth..
2) i'm quite geeky..
3) i'm not physically attractive..
4) i talk a lot.. and i mean a lot..
5) is it necessary to have a 5th reason??

Top 5 reasons why guys should not date me..

1) i'm not interested in guys..
2) i'm not interested in guys..
3) i'm not interested in guys..
4) i'm not interested in guys..
5) i'm not interested in guys..

Top 5 reasons why there should only be 1 season..

1) we wouldn't need so buy so many clothes..
2) we would be able to travel whenever we wish to..
3) we wouldn't be able to blame the weather anymore..
4) we wouldn't have our biological clocks screwed by lack of sunlight..
5) we would be able to mate at any time.. actually, this isn't a real reason..